Two Dorks, One Book: Labor Day by Joyce Maynard
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two dorks one bookMichelle says:

So, I liked Labor Day. It was a quick read and interesting in that it was our second consecutive book club selection that featured a child as narrator. I really felt for the disconnected boy Henry who had only a reclusive mother for company. So, when the escaped convict Frank joins his family to hide out over a Labor Day weekend, I really hoped they would somehow become a family. It seemed an unlikely but believable story.

Henry, torn by his conflicting emotions toward each of his parents, needed Frank in the house so he could escape some of the dysfunction; he both loved his parents and desperately needed to escape from them. Lonely, weird Adele, Henry’s mother, was needy for sure, but Frank seemed to somehow fill both that need and Henry’s need for confidence and independence perfectly. I liked this family for Henry much better than the enforced stepfamily situation at his dad’s place which never seemed to have room for him.The only character I didn’t really buy was the anorexic girl at the end (whose name I cannot remember for the life of me!). She seemed somewhat contrived in that she was only there to raise complications in Henry’s new life and he spilled his guts to her too readily. Still, this was a nice book to read over a snow-day holiday. I liked it, didn’t love it, and will likely watch the movie when it shows up in the Redbox.

Kelley says:

Ugh, Labor Day. A kind of uninteresting book about a kind of uninteresting holiday weekend. I started out writing a neutral review of this book, but the more I typed, the more I realized that I just didn’t like it. It’s strange that, considering the dramatic subject matter, the book didn’t resonate more with me. I put my Kindle down, thought “well that was nice,” and promptly forgot about it. It just didn’t make me FEEL anything.

And when you come out of a book knowing how to make a pie…too much time was spent on pie-making.

The biggest thing I didn’t enjoy about this book was that I don’t really feel like Frank’s visit really changed much for Henry in the end. I mean, it was supposed to be this life-defining weekend where he learned Important Life Lessons and all of his problems were fixed because of meeting the wise old convict who has plenty of sage wisdom to share, right? Well…no. OK, so Henry did eventually become a baker after THE PIE, but he says himself that he got into cooking because he basically got tired of eating frozen stuff. He ended up playing baseball in high school but didn’t indicate that it was Frank’s teaching that gave him the confidence to do it. None of his father issues were cleared up at all. His life with Adele was actually WORSE after Frank left. I’m glad they all got their happy ending but…was there a point to this story?

Oh, and authors? Please use proper punctuation. Would a few quotation marks have killed Joyce Maynard?

My final verdict: I would give this book 3 stars, with reservations. It wasn’t exactly bad but it didn’t stick with me enough to be called good.

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GUEST DORK: The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary
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And now for a feature we haven’t had in awhile: a Guest Dork post! Today’s Guest Dork is a seven-year-old reader who participated in a schoolwide One School, One Book event on Beverly Cleary’s The Mouse and the Motorcycle.

Leo Mouse and Motorcycle

This book is about Ralph S. Mouse. Ralph gets in trouble because he got the motorcycle stuck. And, at the start he gets stuck in a trashcan.  He has to get an aspirin tablet because Keith was sick. It is dangerous because you could die if you put an aspirin in your mouth. If you are a mouse. He likes the boy Keith and he keeps the motorcycle. The boy is going to buy a new one. I just liked it and it was a good book. I will probably start tomorrow to read the next two books.

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The Runaway King – Jennifer A. Nielsen (Ascendance #2)
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runaway king by Jennifer A. NielsenJennifer A. Nielsen, though she has a name that I literally cannot spell correctly the first time, ever, has written a great followup to The False Prince.

In this one, Sage runs off to join the pirates for sort of tenuous reasons, but I’ll allow it because I love Sage. The pirates are mean and vicious and dirty, but through extraordinary acts of bravery and strong will, Sage of course outsmarts everyone. And again, the way he does it is kind of far-fetched, but it makes such a good story that I don’t even care. I just cannot gush enough about these books. I bet my middle nephew, Guest Dork Sammy, would like them.

I just adore that Sage is STILL an unreliable narrator! He always has far-reaching plans, but he never shares them with the reader until they play out, and then you’re left wondering just how long he’s been planning whatever happened. I will admit that I am not sure that some of his plots would hold up to scrutiny on a reread, but it’s very entertaining.

My review of Ascendance #1 – The False Prince

 

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The False Prince – Jennifer A. Nielsen (Ascendance #1)
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false princeI can’t believe I haven’t posted about this series yet! I’ve read quite a bit of YA fantasy and this is hands-down my favorite. Which is strange because it doesn’t seem to be especially popular.

So, Sage is an orphan kid who is snatched from a horrible orphanage (along with a few other boys) by a bad guy who plans to train one of them up to pretend he’s the lost prince of Carthya. So right away, you get DRAMA! and INTRIGUE! and it’s very exciting. The boys start fighting amongst themselves, Sage is always getting into trouble, etc.

It’s so refreshing to read a young adult novel from a boy’s POV. I can’t say too much because I don’t want to give anything away, but I love unreliable narrators, and Sage certainly fits that description. The awesome thing about Sage as a main character is that he’s…awesome. He’s smart, funny, resourceful, strong-willed, etc. He’s like a young MacGuyver. Or James Bond without all the gadgets. See, Sage grew up as a thief, so he’s got all these survival skills that let him emerge victorious from every situation. So throughout the book, you KNOW he’s playing everyone, but not why, exactly. That’s where Sage’s POV being unreliable comes in.

Man, I just really, really like this book.

Audiobook notes:
Narrator: Charlie McWade. Really excellent, he captured Sage beautifully. He actually reminded me a lot of Jesse Bernstein, who I really liked from the Percy Jackson audiobooks.

My review of Ascendence #2 – The Runaway King

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Peach Blossom Pavilion – Mingmei Yip
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peach blossom pavilionOh boy! Look at that pretty cover! This is going to be an awesome historical fiction book and I’m going to learn all kinds of things about Chinese culture. This is the story of Xiang Xiang, a young Chinese girl who ends up at a house of prostitution, and it’s going to be just like Memoirs of a Geisha and I’m so excited!

…Uh, no. This book is trashy. I didn’t exactly hate it, but I feel so misled that I’m removing Mingmei Yip’s other books from my TBR.

You might be thinking, “Hey Kelley, it’s not fair to expect this book to be Memoirs of a Geisha part 2, it’s not even Japanese!” But I don’t think it’s unfair at all. Memoirs of a Geisha shows that THIS EXACT STORY can be beautiful, possessing class and taste…but Peach Blossom Pavilion completely missed that mark. It’s a Chinese romance novel with a bunch of bad language thrown in.

And the writing is…not good. It’s a weirdly stilted mix of formal and casual language. I keep wondering if maybe it was written in Chinese and then translated into English, but the author seems to be an English speaker, as far as I can tell. And I’m not shocked at all by bad language but it seemed very out of place in this book. Just…it’s trash disguised as legitimate historical fiction. I also really hated the constant euphemisms as if this is a kid’s book. Not just the sexual ones either…even hair is “three-thousand-threads-of-trouble. Penis is “jade stalk.”

And as if all that’s not enough, right around the halfway mark it just gets weird. Xiang Xiang runs away to join the Chinese circus with her lesbian lover who is disguised as a man and is married to Xiang Xiang’s most powerful customer. I just…what? The first half of the book seems to be attempting historical fiction, but then it turns into a damn soap opera.

Peach Blossom Pavilion will be released on March 27th 2014 by AVON, HarperCollins Publishers. This book was received from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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The Book of Maggie Bradstreet – Gretchen Gibbs
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the book of maggie bradstreetMaggie Bradstreet is a curious girl of thirteen with a mind of her own, which can get her into trouble in Puritan New England. She wants nothing more than to prove to her brother’s friend Job that she is no longer a child, but when witches are discovered in their community of Andover, Massachusetts, her world turns upside down. Maggie’s diary tells of excitement turned to horror as more and more people are accused of witchcraft, and her best friend’s mother is taken off to jail. She tries to save her friends and in the end must save herself.

Can we talk for a minute about how freaking glad I am that I wasn’t born a Puritan? That time was 1) scary, 2) horrible and depressing. I mean, they didn’t even get to wear pretty clothes! Which I know is one of the points of Puritanism, but whatever. If I’m gonna live in another time period, I’m gonna wear a big fluffy dress. Anyway, the Salem Witch Trials are completely terrifying to me. To see the vindictiveness that can lead to someone being declared a witch…horrible. Look at someone funny, and you could be thrown in a dirty prison for months and then hung. Geez.

Now, about Maggie Bradstreet. First of all, the book is written in the form of a thirteen-year-old’s diary. And in that respect it’s pretty well done, I could see a girl of that age writing/thinking these things. But on the other hand, it’s…written by a thirteen-year-old girl. The wording is very straight forward, not poetic, not flowery, not particularly pretty. So…I can’t decide whether that bugs me or not.

Maggie’s just a normal colonial girl, blah blah cooking and cleaning and playing with her friends (and I absolutely love reading about daily life in other eras, so yay!), until people start being arrested as witches. It’s scary to see things in the town get worse and worse, and to see Maggie get more and more scared. People close to her are being arrested left and right, for ridiculous reasons, and it just escalates from there. You know what, everyone should just read this book, it’s worth it.

Some quotes from Maggie:

“I wish Annie had lived, so that she could be the youngest child and have to pound the corn [instead of me].”

“I have never seen a man weep before, except Dudley, when he was twelve and I broke his finger with a mallet, after he tormented me wickedly.”

Unless I wasn’t clear, I really, really liked this book. A lot. And then as an added bonus, all the historical references that I had to look up threw me into a Wikipedia loop again, so I feel like I’m learning things too! Did you know that Cotton Mather (the rotten witch hunter guy who actually does show up in the book) was the person to insist on inoculation against smallpox, effectively stopping the Boston smallpox epidemic of 1721?

So apparently I do like books about witchhunts after all. What else should I read?

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The Book of Maggie Bradstreet was released on Mar 29 2012 by Glenmere Press. This book was received from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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Daisy Miller – Henry James
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daisy millerI always feel weird when I try to review a classic, especially if I didn’t like it, because A) everything that can be said has already been said, and B) I’m afraid that I will have missed some great metaphor or theme or something and that I will look dumb. But in the case of Daisy Miller, I DO NOT CARE, because this book sucked. SUCKED!

So, this american guy named Winterbourne is bumming around Europe and meets another american, Daisy Miller. She is beautiful, but doesn’t conform to society’s standard of behavior for a young lady: she goes out with men alone for walks at night – GASP!! Winterbourne spends the entire book trying to figure out if she’s just innocent and dumb and doesn’t understand why what she’s doing is “wrong,” or if she’s trashy and calculating and whorish. Near the end of the book, Winterbourne sees her in the coliseum at night with Giovanelli, this guy she hangs around with the most, and decides that she’s just a big fat slut after all. Then Daisy gets Roman Fever (malaria) and dies. And then the book ends. I MUST be missing something.

Another thing that disappointed me is, the whole reason I read this book is because Rory Gilmore mentioned it once. She said, “So what is this, a Henry James novel? The young lady acts up and her family ships her off to Europe? Say goodbye to Daisy Miller!” But ummmmm…that’s not at all what happened in this story, so I dunno wtf.

Daisy Miller is super short, like 2.5 hours in audiobook form, so it’s worth giving it a try if you want to read a really terrible short story, I guess.

Audiobook notes:
Narrator: Bobbie Frohman. She did a very…american accent for this book, in a weird way. It was very…Peggy Hill-ish. Kind of annoying.

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Never Google Heartbreak – Emma Garcia
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Never Google HeartbreakWhen Viv’s ex-fiancé, Rob, proposed to her three months after she slept with him she thought it was one of those whirlwind romances you read about in magazines. Five years later, after Rob calling off the wedding for the third time, she has finally moved out.

As Viv passes through the three essential stages of grief (denial, vodka, disastrous haircut), she becomes determined that it’s not too late to try and get Rob back. One drunken declaration of love at an extremely inappropriate moment later, and Viv’s scruffy, tequila-swilling best friend Max is there to pick up the pieces.

Just when Viv’s starting to realise that maybe the real thing has been under her nose all along, she makes what might be the biggest mistake of her life…

Can love sneak up on us unexpected? What’s the answer to heartbreak? And what’s a girl to do when even the Internet doesn’t have the answer?

You know what, this was not a bad book. That, unfortunately, doesn’t mean that it was a good book. It’s squarely in the middle of the scale for me. My main issue is that is just wasn’t funny enough. I need my british chick-lit heroines to be wacky and spilling things and socially dorky and tripping over stuff and accidentally knocking over cakes at weddings. Vivienne ALMOST hit that note, but not quite.

Aside from that, my problem with this book was all the extra stuff that was included that didn’t really advance the storyline (basically everything that didn’t involve Max or Rob): her job problems, the entire website thing, Christie not ending up being an evil mastermind out to steal Viv’s job, the like, 9 engagements that happened near the end of the book that were never mentioned again, and even the grandmother. I feel like these parts were there as character/world building for Vivienne, but by the end none of them really fit together at all and didn’t really give any more insight into her character, it all just felt like random stuff thrown in.

And some things I enjoyed: I loved the Rob storyline, it was very satisfying to hate him and the wait for Vivienne to wise up about him was (deliciously) painful. Max was a great love interest, although he wasn’t featured nearly enough. Michael was a nice, wacky side character as well.

I must say that I hate, hate, HATE how the book ended. We didn’t get a joyous reunion scene, or get a real explanation for the silence, and who the hell just up and moves to Spain? I would actually really like to read the second book, though, which is apparently called OMG! Baby. Now that all the other stuff is done with, I’d really like to see what happens with Max.

Never Google Heartbreak will be released on March 7, 2014 by Bookouture. This book was received from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

**Note: I believe that the above pub date is only for the ebook. This book was originally released in paperback in 2012.

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A Little Princess – Frances Hodgson Burnett
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a little princess by frances hodgson burnettFirst of all, I feel like I should say straight out that I really, really enjoyed this book. Remember that when you read the whining and complaining that will follow. It’s just what I do, I guess.

This is such a nice, feel good story, with a good-hearted heroine and mean villains and a fairy godmother-type guy. It has it all! Also, starving children, which made me uncomfortable throughout. I’m not going to bother with giving a summary of the book because everyone in the world has seen the movie. I will say that the book is better than the movie, of course, and not just because Shirley Temple’s pouting is annoying.

This story is great, but I can’t help but feel a little let down by the coincidence of the the Indian Gentleman moving in right next door. Just…no. Too much. I also wish that Carrisford had done more for Becky. I mean yeah, he had a “special interest” in Sara (which seems a little weird to type out but is actually not shady), but how can you ignore the little girl who lives in the next room and is still hungry and sleeping on rags with no fire? My 21st century head just can’t wrap its mind around late 1800s class distinctions.

I feel like almost all of this could’ve been avoided if Ram Dass, on that first night, had been like “Yo Carrisford, there’s a LITTLE GIRL of THE RIGHT AGE who SPEAKS MY LANGUAGE and HAS NO MONEY at a BOARDING SCHOOL next door.” Or, even better, “Hey kid, what’s your last name?”

And also, the methods they used to search for Crewe’s daughter. Just randomly searching french boarding schools cause you think she’s probably in France? How about go back to India and talk to his other friends, cough the lady who recommended Miss Minchin’s to him cough. I mean at the VERY least you’d get the kid’s name and age. Or, ask someone who his solicitor was. Bam, done.

Why are people in old books always throwing their aprons over their heads in despair? I don’t understand how that works or what it accomplishes.

And I will leave you with a few things I had to look up:

  • Brain fever – it looks like it is an actual thing (encephalitis, meningitis), but in old books generally was used as a catchall illness for people who suffer shocks, etc.
  • Jungle fever, which I had no idea was a real thing. I’d actually thought it was a term only used by middle schoolers in 1992. But nope, it’s malaria.
  • The king who died from a surfeit of lampreys: Henry I (I should have known this one).

Audiobook notes:
Narrator: Virginia Leishman.  Really pretty good. The narrator was just fine and I’d recommend this version to anyone. Plus, the audiobook is only like 8 hours, how can you NOT read this?

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